The Boring Guy

I went on a first date with a guy. He seemed okay online, but I couldn’t get a good feel for him. I assumed he was perhaps shy and awkward–as nerds tended to be. He wasn’t horrible looking, and we had common interests. The Hot Nerd had also just gone on a date, so this motivated me to do the same.This new guy and I met for coffee. I suggested the shop as a convenient place.

I found this guy to be awkward and boring. I mean, even if we have common interests but you can’t talk about it in a way that interests me, you probably just suck. Am I right? The conversation was full of awkward pauses. I used a lot of filler words to prolong it, and I didn’t enjoy myself at all. After a short walk, we called it quits. I was ready to shake his hand and walk away, but he felt like an uncomfortable hug was better. I wondered how long my boobs would have to be smooshed against him–literally. The hug went on for a long time, and it felt weird to hug a guy so close to my own height (he claims 5’4″, but he exaggerated).

Not an hour later, he wanted to know when we’d next hang out. Truthfully, I didn’t see him as much of a friend or a romantic partner. I wanted to let him down easily, but I also accidentally erased his number and lost his messages. After a few days, he messaged again. I took the time to explain that I didn’t feel any chemistry, but he tried to save face by explaining how he was easily entertained and just wanted to hang out.

I haven’t replied to him since. I’ve been busy moving–it went okay!–and hadn’t given it much thought. I suppose I gave him all the consideration that I could have, but I’ve never been in this situation before. At the very least, I wanted to try being friends with the guys I’d dated. He just didn’t cut it.

I suppose the bright side is that I’m a great first date. LOL. People want to see me again, even when I feel like it’s apparent we have no chance at being even friends. I entertain them. It gave me a boost in my confidence. Is that good enough? *wink wink* LOL. :P

Chat TV Leads To Quickie

         I was really bored one night so I decided to check out the TV chat rooms - you know, those shows where they flash message exchanges. A guy posted his number saying he was lonely and needed a new friend. I got curious so I decided to text him. Pretty soon we became close text mates. Finally, the day came when he asked that we meet up and since I was already comfortable with him I said yes. We met in a mall, had dinner. He asked me where I wanted to go next. I said, “Anywhere would do.” He must have taken that as a sign because he then confessed that he was really not lonely, that he just wanted to “play.” Being a naughty girl myself, I said "I know". LOL. Then we went to his pad, ripping each other’s clothes off and exchanging kisses and licks. He was a damn good kisser - sucked my boobs hard and finger-fucked me well, too. I gave him a smashing blow job and he loved it. We’ve been seeing each other regularly for more hot sex since.

Three's A Crowd

I'm casually dating this guy and we've always been a very adventurous couple. We've always wanted to try a ménage a trios but we just couldn't find the perfect third wheel. Then I met this hot girl from a model's night party and had some girl-on-girl action with her. I asked if she'd be willing to do threesome with my boyfriend and I, but she said she didn't like the arrangement. So, one night I asked her out. We went to a club; I asked my guy friend to go to the same club and pretend that we didn't know each other and that she was interested with my girl friend. They flirted with each other while I watched. We ended up having a threesome in his place. After an hour of having fun, while my girl was in the bathroom, my guy told me that we better get rid of the girl and enjoy the night together. So my girl friend and I took separate cabs, when she was out of sight, I went back to my guy's place and fucked the hell out of him until the next day. It was the best sex we've ever had. And we realized that maybe threesomes are a bit overrated. But nonetheless doing it was fun! The best part is my girl friend never found out that it was a set up.